Poster Dude For “My Baby Daddy Magazine”…The 2008 Election Goes “Jerry Springer”…

Gov. Palin’s daughter’s “Baby Daddy”

This shit is too funny to believe. Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin’s daughter hits the news because she’s underage and pregnant. News hit the wires faster than a Britney Spears sighting.

This election has now entered the “Jerry Springer” stage and I expect during the first debate between Palin and Joe Biden a fist fight will break out on stage and someone will start throwing chairs.

In the story he is semi quoted as referring to himself as a “redneck”. The mere thought of “rednecks” making it as far north as Alaska and breeding is more frightening than the spread of West Nile Virus.

Doesn anyone else think that things have gotten so out of hand that they can’t write situation comedy characters more funny and screwed up than our own lives? It’s said “truth is stranger than fiction” but no mention about it being “funnier than comedy”.

I guess Shakespeare would disagree.

Anyhow, in all fairness just because one of your family members is governor of the largest land mass state in the union doesn’t mean everyone is going to be Brady Bunch perfect. People make mistakes and when we’re thrust into the limelight all our dirty laundry hits the air. This matter will be handled by the Governor and her family and friends and hopefully these two young people will have a healthy baby and live a happy life together.

Maybe Palin and McCain will nominate Jerry Springer for Secretary of the Interior.

I couldn’t resist it. I’m soooo bad!

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This post was written by evolbaby on September 2, 2008

THE 2008 ELECTION IS ON!

This election year is like being on an episode of one of those classic Irwin Allen sci-fi tv shows.

For us old folks, those shows were state-of-the-art for their day.  Filled with top actors from stage and screen and wonderful musical scores from such legends as John Williams.  Those shows always had something evil afoot.  There had to be either a mad scientist lurking about or some raging monster whose origin was usually the makings of some disturbed area or that aforementioned mad scientist.

In this election year we’re up to our asses in mad scientists and monsters.  Global evil villains too!  We haven’t had this many evil villains since WWII and most of them were foreigners.  Now our worst villains are wolves in the American fold.  These are the people who don’t give two flying farts about you or me, they’re motivated by global powers who in turn are motivated by greed and control.  Their antics are so blatant that to question them no longer bring jeers and taunts of “conspiracy theorist” but moans and grumbles such as “so what next?”.

We’ve gotten too use to evil.  We just let evil hang around and visit and sit on the front porch and partake of our rheumatism medicines and pet the family hound dog.  We just let evil be all-up-in-here doin’ what it wants. 

We’ve got to knock it off. 

It’s obvious the Republican Party has been taken over, riding off the popularity of President Reagan it’s turned itself into a boy-chasing group of war and death mongers and using rhetoric and imagery to mobilize the folks who hold true Republican ideals into the slaughter.  Judas Goats they be.  The Republican Party is too dangerous to be present amongst us.  It needs a cleaning out like no other to get itself back on track.  We cannot afford another four or eight years of these assclowns. 

On the other hand there’s Barack Obama and Joe Biden. 

Are you laughing yet? 

Here we have so much history in the making it’s not even funny.  Obama rose like a lightning bolt to become the first African American nominated for the post of President of the United States…that we know of.  Rumor has it we’ve already had half a dozen Presidents whose ancestry rose from folks from Africa but that’s something no one wants to talk about.  Anyhow, Obama is campaigning on change, but what change is he offering?  I didn’t see him talk about reforming lobbying or special interest groups.  I didn’t see any tax reform announcements.  All we get from Obama is air play.  He just wants to hold on long enough to get elected and then do what he’s going to do which I hope is not get Democratic on our asses.  We don’t need that.

Republicans live off implanting fear.  There’s always something to be afraid about where Republicans stand.  They, like Irwin Allen, have to have that monster and that evil scientist or menace to motivate things.  Democrats on the other hand pick things so far outreaching like global warming or asteroid collisions that people lose their grip right off the bat.

Neither side is anywhere near clear cut scientific application.  Both sides have a clear agenda of bullshitting you into following them on their own ill fated quests to capture their own Moby Dick.

Who has the better agenda?  Right now we can’t do any worse than what the Republican Party has deteriorated into.  When we had Democrats we had bounty and plenty. 

You figure it out on your own.  That’s what freedom really means.

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This post was written by evolbaby on August 31, 2008

FAST TRAIN TO NOWHERE…BUSH SIGNS OK FOR 300MPH BULLET TRAIN TO VEGAS

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D914R5LG1&show_article=1

In another brilliant move by the ever alert Bush Administration, old Iron Head ( Bush’s nickname ) just signed the ok for $45 million so that a 300 mph levitating train can be built twixt Los Vegas to Disneyland.  That’s swell as people can now travel at even faster speeds to lose their money.

If you notice, there’s going to be super fast train to theme parks and gambling but where’re the super fast trains to deliver medical and rescue support to tornado and hurricane victims? 

I know, we’ll have a lottery or something where gambling is associated with disaster and you bet there’ll be rescue workers at disasters faster than insurance salesmen.  Wait, insurance is gambling.

Shit.

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This post was written by evolbaby on June 6, 2008

ALERT ISSUED IN SLOVENIA NUCLEAR PLANT INCIDENT!

Is it just me or do the combination of such words as ‘Slovenia’ and ‘nuclear’ and ‘incident’ and ‘alert’ cause you to leap up and look for the nearest Holy Bible?

So far it’s just an alert but so was Three Mile Island and Chernobyl.  Somehow I’m not resting assured when it comes to Slovenia.  Maybe it’s all those old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons that spoofed the Cold War.  I have images of a guy eating borst and chugging vodka whilst keeping an eye on the nuclear coolant reactor.

Let’s hope for the best.

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This post was written by evolbaby on June 4, 2008

MICHELLE OBAMA VIDEO TAPE BOGUS!

http://www.gaywired.com/Article.cfm?Section=66&ID=19174

This story gets funnier every minute.  It’s obvious the rumor around a supposed video of Michelle Obama making a “hate whitey” comment is bullshit.   Never thought I’d be referencing to the above link but news is news.  Read the entire story and see what I’m talking about.

What’s most important is who started this rumor, why did it persist and what’s next?

Stay tuned!

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This post was written by evolbaby on June 4, 2008

MICHELLE OBAMA “HATE WHITEY” VIDEO TAPE?

This is going to be interesting to watch!  Now that Obama has won the votes to become the Democratic nominee,  the mudslinging and undermining are in full force.  The latest shot at the long tall Senator from Illinois isn’t at him but at his wife the attorney Michelle Obama.  This is the website hosting the video.

http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/06/03/a-devastating-bombshell-on-obama-will-be-dropped-tomorrow/

That’s the proverbial shot across the bow regarding a conference in which the aforementioned Mrs. Obama attends a gathering of some sorts and the words “hate whitey” are uttered but it doesn’t say from whom.  Mr. Obama has had enough problems with his inability to pick religious associates who can’t handle themselves in public and now the Mrs. is going to have to defend herself or she’ll be the victim of a big stretch of the imagination from the Republicans who are at their last straw of credibility and disgruntled Democrat closet racists. 

So by tomorrow we’ll know what, if any, the newest controversy in the Obama Camp will be.

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This post was written by evolbaby on June 3, 2008

OBAMA SPLITS FROM HIS CHURCH

So it took a second asshole at the pulpit to get Barack Obama to realize it was time to get out of Dodge?  Let’s hope if he’s elected president he’ll be better at picking the company he keeps.  This is the wildest political story in decades.  Not only does a presidential candidate shun his preacher for acting like an asshole, but he also leaves his church when a Catholic priest shows up and does ten times worse the damage!  What is going on in Chicago?  Is this the “Al Sharpton” wanna be contest?  What’s going to happen next, the altar boys are going to start wearing Malcolm X t-shirts? 

You wonder whom the real enemy is nowadays.  For the first time in history a man, a member of America’s minority community and a man of letters is one step away from being leader of the free world yet his own friends and spiritual advisors have all the couthe of a wounded rhinoceros at a baby shower. 

One thing’s for certain, after this demonstration of unbridled unrestraint, it’ll take a lot more to shake the Illinois senator’s tree which is what we’ll need in the next president in order for him or her to clean up the incomprehensible mess left by the Bush Administration.

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This post was written by evolbaby on June 1, 2008

Hillary Clinton Supporter, Harriet Christian Goes Ballistic On Video

Now here’s the right way to start shit! This lady is so pissed that Hillary Clinton isn’t going to be the Democratic nominee that she’s going ballistic on the press at this convention setting. She’s a native New Yorker and when you get us all steamed up you better be ready for a fight. Don’t agree with her one iota but she’s impressive in her vitriol!

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This post was written by evolbaby on June 1, 2008

Here’s a nice Gil Scott-Heron video.  He’s one of the rare true poets whom time nor anything can stop.

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This post was written by evolbaby on May 29, 2008

NAUGHTY NUMBER 9…NY GOVERNOR ELIOT SPITZER BUSTED ON PROSTITUTION CHARGES…

By now you’ve heard the hottest news since Britney went bald. NY Governor Eliot Spitzer, the hard nosed former prosecutor got caught on an FBI wiretap trying to solicit a prostitute in Washington D.C.. How fucking stupid can you get? He was identified by the Feds as “client #9″ and the first thing that reminded me of was that old School House Rock video “Naughty Number 9″. This will be his theme song during this scandal lemme tell you. Expect to hear this song all over the airwaves. I wonder if I’m the first. Hopefully this YouTube.com version of the video will embedd on this page.

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This post was written by evolbaby on March 10, 2008